"I'm JoeB to her!"
Recently at a friend's house for breakfast...the kid has his eye on an "older" little girl who happened to be sitting at the same table.

The kid looks at the little girl and asks me her name.

I say: "I don't know her name...ask her."

The kid (to the little girl): "What's your name?"

The little girl: "Kaitlyn"

The kid: "Kaitlyn? Oh."

Me (interrupting their conversation): "Well...why don't you tell her your name?"

The kid (to the little girl): "My name is JoeB!"

Me to the little girl (matter of factly): "Kaitlyn his name is Joseph"

The kid to me and to everyone else at the table: "NO...I'm JoeB to her!"

My face is crushed and everyone else at the table bursts into laughter! (I'm thinking...excuse the heck out of me! I'm so not ready for this!)

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