Anyway...
The kid has come to realize that Mommy groans and grumbles each evening when it's time to wash his soiled clothes. He says: "Mommy, I had an accident today." Mommy says: "Yes you did, but you ARE going to do better tomorrow right?" He says: "Yes ma'am."
Well, on this particular evening, it's time to wash Mommy and Daddy's clothes .
The kid says : "Mommy, I didn't pee pee on myself today."
Mommy says: "You are right, and I am so proud of you!"
He says: "You wash clothes?"
Mommy says: "Yes, I'm washing Mommy's and Daddy's clothes."
He says (with a perplexed look) : "You and Daddy pee pee'd on yourself?"
Mommy hits the floor in laughter, thinking he's probably going to tell his friends that Mommy and Daddy had an "accident."
Mommy answers : "No Joseph, Mommy and Daddy didn't pee pee on ourselves...our clothes have dirt on them."
His response..."Oh"
Hilarious!
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