Party of "3"...Daddy, Mommy & Me!

Here's the scene:

The kid gets out of school early and is picked up by his dad. They get home and Mommy decides to call to check on the kid and find out (from him) about his day.

Phone rings...Dad answers

Mommy asks to speak to the kid

Kid gets on the phone

Kid: Mommy I pee-pee'd on myself at school

Mommy: Why

Kid:(changes his story and says) I didn't pee-pee on myself, I pee-pee'd on my mat

Before Mommy can ask anymore questions...The kid quickly asks: Mommy you here?

Mommy: No...I'm at work

Kid says: ok...I talk to you later (and hangs up)

Mommy: (Eyes bucked...mouth open...looking at the phone) Guess there's nothing left to say!